Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

Volcanoes erupt because the Earth is trying to spit out Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once threw a rock so hard it created the Grand Canyon.

Chuck Norris can type on a keyboard with his fists and produce Shakespeare.

Chuck Norris can skip a rock across a lake of lava.

Chuck Norris won a poker game with Uno cards.

Chuck Norris can season a steak by looking at it disapprovingly.

Chuck Norris can teach an old dog new tricks. By staring at it.

Chuck Norris can surf on dry sand.

Chuck Norris does not need a smartphone. His brain already runs every app.

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled a volcano. The volcano surrendered.

Chuck Norris can swallow a watermelon whole and spit out the seeds one by one like a machine gun.

Chuck Norris can hear a dog whistle.

Chuck Norris can photocopy a mirror.

Chuck Norris once scored a hat trick in a tennis match.

Chuck Norris can win solitaire with two cards.

Chuck Norris can melt ice cream with a freezer.

Chuck Norris can make a goldfish heel.

Chuck Norris can hear what a mute is thinking.

Chuck Norris can peel a banana with his mind.