Chuck Norris can train a goldfish to fetch.

Chuck Norris can bend steel with a stern look.

Chuck Norris can win a race before the starting gun fires.

Chuck Norris can turn off a light switch and be in bed before the room goes dark.

Chuck Norris once shaved with a lawnmower.

Chuck Norris can hack a computer using only a pencil.

Chuck Norris can deep fry water.

Chuck Norris once tamed a wild eagle by whispering to it.

Chuck Norris can push a pull door.

Chuck Norris can ski on grass.

Chuck Norris once put out a forest fire by calmly blowing on it.

Chuck Norris can take a screenshot of his imagination.

Chuck Norris can bake a cake using only the heat of his personality.

Chuck Norris can scare a scarecrow.

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled an octopus. All eight arms submitted at once.

Chuck Norris can lift a table with one finger while sitting on it.

Chuck Norris can score a three-pointer from the parking lot.

Chuck Norris can send a fax from a banana.

Chuck Norris can make a salad that even meat lovers enjoy.

Chuck Norris does not need a conclusion. He is the conclusion.