Google ne ishchet Chucka Norrisa potomu chto znaet chto ne ty nakhodish Chucka Norrisa a on nakhodit tebya.

Chuck Norris's computer has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.

Chuck Norris can uninstall a virus by staring at the screen.

Chuck Norris's password is the last 9 digits of pi.

Chuck Norris does not need a debugger. Bugs confess on their own when he opens the IDE.