Chuck Norris egyszer hatrafele futott egy maratont, hogy lassa milyen a masodik hely.

Chuck Norris 30 masodperc alatt fozi meg a percrizst.

Chuck Norris ugy sut steaket, hogy rababul egy teherre.

Chuck Norris egyszer harcolt egy medvevel, egy alligatorral es egy pumval egyszerre. A bal kiskujjaval nyert.

Chuck Norris tud szarazfoldon uszni.

Chuck Norris jelszava a pi utolso 9 szamjegye.

Egy capatt egyszer megharapta Chuck Norris. Most szarazfoldon jar, mert fel visszamenni a vizbe.

Chuck Norris kepes megenni csak egy Pringlest.

Chuck Norris meg tudja siratni a Happy Mealt.

Chuck Norris megnyert egy sakkversenyt csak gyalogokkal.

Chuck Norris once won a staring contest against the sun.

Chuck Norris once stared at a chameleon. The chameleon spent the rest of its life looking like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not need a debugger. Bugs confess on their own when he opens the IDE.

Chuck Norris's internet connection is never slow. The internet speeds up when it senses him.

Chuck Norris can score a goal in soccer using a bowling ball.

Chuck Norris can hit a home run with his bare fist.

Chuck Norris does not pet animals. Animals pet themselves when they see him coming.

Chuck Norris once rode a bull for nine seconds. The bull is still in therapy.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect 300 game with a golf ball.