Jab Chuck Norris khaansta hai, Category 5 hurricane aata hai.
Chuck Norris notebook mein code kar sakta hai.
GPS Chuck Norris se recalculate karne ki permission maangta hai.
Chuck Norris makka ke khet aur apni nazar se popcorn bana sakta hai.
Traffic lights Chuck Norris se maafi maangti hain jab red hoti hain.
Chuck Norris khud ke saath table tennis khel sakta hai. Aur jeet sakta hai.
Jab Chuck Norris lift use karta hai, building neeche jaati hai.
Chuck Norris kabutar se fax bhej sakta hai.
Chuck Norris ka alarm clock usse pehle uth jaata hai. Safety ke liye.
Chuck Norris dono haathon se ek saath likh sakta hai. Alag alag text.
ATM Chuck Norris se paise udhaar maangte hain.
Chuck Norris ek extra comma wali equation solve kar sakta hai.
Jab Chuck Norris beach par jaata hai, lahrein wapas samundar mein chali jaati hain.
Chuck Norris Waldo ko pehli baar mein dhundh sakta hai. Aankhen band karke.
Echo sabko repeat karta hai. Lekin Chuck Norris ko Ji Sahab kehta hai.
Chuck Norris flat ball se penalty maar sakta hai.
Jab Chuck Norris Monopoly khelta hai, bank uska karzdar hota hai.
Chuck Norris baarish mein kapde sukha sakta hai.
Bhoot bistar ke neeche Chuck Norris ko check karte hain.
Chuck Norris phoonk maar kar mombatti jala sakta hai.