Chuck Norris ki parchaai ulti disha mein bhaagte dekhi gayi.
Chuck Norris Uno mein sirf Two cards se jeet sakta hai.
Log sone ke liye bhedein ginte hain. Bhedein Chuck Norris ginti hain.
Chuck Norris khud ke saath rock-paper-scissors mein draw kar sakta hai.
Chuck Norris ko ek baar madhumakkhi ne kaata. Dinon ki takleef ke baad madhumakkhi mar gayi.
Chuck Norris blood bank mein cheque cash kar sakta hai.
Chuck Norris baraf ko ghoor kar pigla sakta hai.
Jab Chuck Norris Google karta hai, Google kehta hai: Maaf kijiye, meri himmat nahi.
Chuck Norris shabdon se anda phent sakta hai.
Bhoot alag baith kar Chuck Norris ki kahaniyan sunate hain.
Chuck Norris suraj ke saath staring contest jeet sakta hai.
Autocorrect Chuck Norris ko sahi nahi karta. Chuck Norris autocorrect ko sahi karta hai.
Chuck Norris bansuri par chord baja sakta hai.
Jab Chuck Norris pehli baar taira, usne Atlantis khoj liya. Galti se.
Chuck Norris nange pair Legos par bina muh banaye chal sakta hai.
Vampires ko dhoop se dar lagta hai. Dhoop ko Chuck Norris se dar lagta hai.
Chuck Norris offline server par login kar sakta hai.
Chuck Norris italic mein bol sakta hai.
Chuck Norris anant tak gin sakta hai. Ulta.
Jab Chuck Norris tarazu par chadta hai, tarazu kehta hai: Ek ek karke aao.