Jab Chuck Norris suraj ko ghoorta hai, suraj nazar hata leta hai.

Chuck Norris Braille bol sakta hai.

Chuck Norris sign language sun sakta hai.

Chuck Norris do baraf ke tukdon ko ragadkar aag jala sakta hai.

Gravity isliye hai kyunki Chuck Norris ne Dharti ko neeche rehne ka hukm diya.

Chuck Norris ne periodic table tod diya kyunki woh sirf surprise element jaanta hai.

Chuck Norris baarish se snowman bana sakta hai.

Jab Chuck Norris kamre mein aata hai, kursiyan bhi khadi ho jaati hain.

Chuck Norris ne ek baar itni tez laat maari ki uska pair prakash ki gati ko tod gaya.

Chuck Norris nashte mein keel khata hai. Bina doodh ke.

Chuck Norris cyclone ko mukka maar kar halki hawa mein badal sakta hai.

Dinosaurs ne Chuck Norris ko galat tarike se dekha tha ek baar. Sirf ek baar.

Chuck Norris par hatya ki koshish ka aarop laga. Koshish shabd hata diya gaya kyunki Chuck Norris koshish nahi karta.

Chuck Norris ke computer mein delete key nahi hai. Chuck Norris kabhi galti nahi karta.

Jab Chuck Norris aaine mein dekhta hai, aaina toot jaata hai kyunki sheeshe mein itni akkal nahi ki Chuck Norris aur Chuck Norris ke beech aaye.

Chuck Norris seb ke ped se santre tod kar sabse achchi nimbu paani bana sakta hai.

Chuck Norris nimbu se santre ka ras nikaal sakta hai.

Ek bear trap ne Chuck Norris ko pakda. Trap ko bhaagne ke liye apna pair kaatna pada.

Chuck Norris screen ko ghoor kar virus uninstall kar sakta hai.

Jab Chuck Norris pyaaz kaatta hai, pyaaz rote hain.