Chuck Norris sonsuza kadar saydi. Iki kere.
Chuck Norris sifira bolebilir.
Buyuk Patlama aslinda Chuck Norrisin evrene doner tekme atmasiyla oldu.
Chuck Norris pinin son rakamini bilir.
Chuck Norris gunese baktiginda gunes baska tarafa bakar.
Chuck Norris iki buz kubunu birbirine surterek ates yakabilir.
Yekcekimi Chuck Norris Dunyaya asagida kalmasini emrettigi icin vardir.
Chuck Norris periyodik tabloyu yikti cunku sadece surpriz elementini taniyor.
Chuck Norris can start a fire underwater.
Chuck Norris can freeze boiling water with his stare.
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest. On Mercury.
Chuck Norris can make water flow uphill.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That is why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Volcanoes erupt because the Earth is trying to spit out Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can split an atom with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris can turn off a light switch and be in bed before the room goes dark.
Chuck Norris once put out a forest fire by calmly blowing on it.