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Smert odnazhdy perezhila okoloChuckNorrisovyy opyt.

Pod borodoy Chucka Norrisa net podborodka. Tam eshche odin kulak.

Slezy Chucka Norrisa lechat rak. Zhal chto on nikogda ne plakal.

Kogda babay lozhitsya spat on proveryaet shkaf na nalichie Chucka Norrisa.

Chuck Norris ne spit. On zhdet.

Strakh pered paukami eto arakhnofobiya. Strakh pered zamknutymi prostranstvami eto klaustrofobiya. Strakh pered Chuckom Norrisom eto logika.

Kogda Chuck Norris vkhodit v komnatu on ne vklyuchaet svet. On vyklyuchaet temnotu.

Chuck Norris ne nosit chasy. On reshaet kotoryy chas.

Chuck Norris was once charged with attempted murder. The word attempted was dropped because Chuck Norris does not attempt anything.

A bear trap once caught Chuck Norris. The bear trap had to gnaw off its own leg to escape.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris does not breathe. He holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris does not flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it.

Chuck Norris does not read books. He stares them down until they give him the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can pick a lock with his glare.

Chuck Norris does not need an elevator. Buildings lower themselves for him.

Chuck Norris can break a mirror and still have seven years of good luck.

Chuck Norris can iron a shirt while wearing it.

Chuck Norris once shaved with a lawnmower.

Chuck Norris can scare a scarecrow.