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Chuck Norris eats nails for breakfast. Without any milk.

Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you have ever tasted.

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onions cry.

Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.

Chuck Norris can grill a steak by staring at a cow.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Pringles chip.

Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Chuck Norris can boil water just by staring at it.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry when he walks into the kitchen.

Chuck Norris once ate a clock. It was time-consuming.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And got one.

Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.

Chuck Norris can fry an egg on an iceberg.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

When Chuck Norris goes to a restaurant, the waiter tips him.

Chuck Norris can blend rocks into a smoothie.

Chuck Norris can season a steak by looking at it disapprovingly.

Chuck Norris can swallow a watermelon whole and spit out the seeds one by one like a machine gun.

Chuck Norris can melt ice cream with a freezer.

Chuck Norris can peel a banana with his mind.

Chuck Norris can make instant noodles in negative two minutes.

Chuck Norris can convince a vegan to eat a steak just by grilling one nearby.

Chuck Norris can barbecue in a blizzard.

Chuck Norris can toast bread with his breath.

Chuck Norris can deep fry water.

Chuck Norris can bake a cake using only the heat of his personality.

Chuck Norris can make a salad that even meat lovers enjoy.