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Chuck Norris odnazhdy udaril loshad v podborodok. Eye potomki teper izvestny kak zhirafy.

Chucka Norrisa ukusila kobra. Posle pyati dney muchitelnoy boli kobra umerla.

Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. Once.

Chuck Norris once wrestled a bear, an alligator, and a mountain lion all at once. He won using only his left pinky.

A shark was once bitten by Chuck Norris. It now walks on land out of fear of going back in the water.

Chuck Norris once stared at a chameleon. The chameleon spent the rest of its life looking like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not pet animals. Animals pet themselves when they see him coming.

Chuck Norris once rode a bull for nine seconds. The bull is still in therapy.

Chuck Norris walked into a dog park. All the dogs played dead. Permanently.

Chuck Norris once taught a parrot to shut up.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest against a fish.

Chuck Norris can trap a lion in a hamster cage.

Chuck Norris can milk a cow by nodding at it.

Chuck Norris can walk a cat.

Chuck Norris can make a cat bark.

Chuck Norris can teach an old dog new tricks. By staring at it.

Chuck Norris can hear a dog whistle.

Chuck Norris can make a goldfish heel.

Chuck Norris can make a cat and a dog be best friends. By looking at them.

Chuck Norris once made a wolf howl at him.

Chuck Norris can train a goldfish to fetch.

Chuck Norris once tamed a wild eagle by whispering to it.

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled an octopus. All eight arms submitted at once.