Chuck Norris przebiegl maraton tylem, zeby zobaczyc drugie miejsce.
Chuck Norris potrafi plywac na ladzie.
Chuck Norris wygral turniej szachowy uzywajac tylko pionkow.
Chuck Norris potrafi kroic noz maslem.
Mgla to natura probujaca sie ukryc przed Chuckiem Norrisem.
Chuck Norris robi kanapke samym wzrokiem.
Rekiny maja Tydzien Chucka Norrisa.
Chuck Norris potrafi uslyszec cisze.
Chuck Norris realizuje czek w banku krwi.
Autokorekta nie poprawia Chucka Norrisa. Chuck Norris poprawia autokorekte.
Wampiry boja sie slonca. Slonce boi sie Chucka Norrisa.
Chuck Norris can throw a baseball so fast it arrives before he throws it.
Chuck Norris can beat a wall at tennis.
Chuck Norris once won a sumo match against a forklift.
Chuck Norris once threw a football so far it became a satellite.
Chuck Norris once kicked a soccer ball so hard it became the moon.
Chuck Norris can play ping pong with himself. And lose.
Chuck Norris can surf on dry sand.
Chuck Norris once scored a hat trick in a tennis match.
Chuck Norris can outrun his own shadow.
Chuck Norris can score a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck Norris once skied uphill. Just because.
Chuck Norris can win a race before the starting gun fires.
Chuck Norris can ski on grass.
Chuck Norris can score a three-pointer from the parking lot.