Chuck Norris policzyl do nieskonczonosci. Dwa razy.
Chuck Norris potrafi dzielic przez zero.
Wielki Wybuch to tak naprawde Chuck Norris kopiacy wszechswiat w istnienie.
Chuck Norris zna ostatnia cyfre liczby pi.
Kiedy Chuck Norris patrzy na slonce, slonce odwraca wzrok.
Chuck Norris potrafi rozpalic ogien pocierajac dwie kostki lodu.
Grawitacja istnieje, bo Chuck Norris rozkazal Ziemi zostac na dole.
Chuck Norris zniszczyl uklad okresowy, bo uznaje tylko element zaskoczenia.
Lwy patrza w obie strony zanim przejda ulice Chucka Norrisa.
Chuck Norris can freeze boiling water with his stare.
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest. On Mercury.
Chuck Norris can make water flow uphill.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That is why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Volcanoes erupt because the Earth is trying to spit out Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can split an atom with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris can turn off a light switch and be in bed before the room goes dark.
Chuck Norris once put out a forest fire by calmly blowing on it.