कठोरता

Maut ko ek baar Chuck Norris ka anubhav hua.

Chuck Norris ki daadhi ke neeche thuddi nahi hai. Ek aur mukka hai.

Chuck Norris ke aansu cancer theek karte hain. Afsos usne kabhi roya nahi.

Jab boogeyman sota hai, woh apni almari mein Chuck Norris ko dhundhta hai.

Chuck Norris sota nahi. Woh intezaar karta hai.

Makdiyon se dar arachnophobia hai. Band jagah se dar claustrophobia hai. Chuck Norris se dar logic hai.

Jab Chuck Norris kamre mein aata hai, woh light on nahi karta. Woh andhera band karta hai.

Chuck Norris ghadi nahi pehenta. Woh samay tay karta hai.

Chuck Norris par hatya ki koshish ka aarop laga. Koshish shabd hata diya gaya kyunki Chuck Norris koshish nahi karta.

Ek bear trap ne Chuck Norris ko pakda. Trap ko bhaagne ke liye apna pair kaatna pada.

Chuck Norris kuch nahi se energy bana sakta hai. Physicists use nafrat karte hain.

Jab Chuck Norris hiking karta hai, pahad neeche aata hai.

Chuck Norris Uno mein sirf Two cards se jeet sakta hai.

Chuck Norris baraf ko ghoor kar pigla sakta hai.

Chuck Norris nange pair Legos par bina muh banaye chal sakta hai.

Chuck Norris ne ek baar aaine ke saath blinking contest jeeta.

Chuck Norris rangon ko soongh sakta hai.

Jab Chuck Norris squats karta hai, Dharti kaanpti hai.

Chuck Norris ka calendar seedha Monday se Friday jaata hai.

Chuck Norris baarish mein kapde sukha sakta hai.

Jab Chuck Norris koi shabd spell karta hai, dictionary khud ko badal leti hai.

Chuck Norris football ground par hole-in-one kar sakta hai.