जानवर

Chuck Norris ne ek baar ghode ki thuddi par laat maari. Uske vanshaj ab giraffe kehlate hain.

Chuck Norris ko cobra ne kaata. Paanch din ki takleef ke baad cobra mar gaya.

Dinosaurs ne Chuck Norris ko galat tarike se dekha tha ek baar. Sirf ek baar.

Chuck Norris ne ek baar bear, alligator aur puma se ek saath ladai ki. Sirf baayen haath ki chhoti ungli se jeeta.

Ek shark ko Chuck Norris ne kaata. Ab woh paani mein jaane se darkar zameen par chalta hai.

Jab Chuck Norris push-ups karta hai, woh upar nahi jaata. Dharti neeche jaati hai.

Chuck Norris Russian mein French bol sakta hai.

Chuck Norris bina pathar ke do chidiyon ko maar sakta hai.

Chuck Norris galat chaabi se car start kar sakta hai.

Chuck Norris ne Mac par Windows install kiya. Chal gaya.

Chuck Norris 360 degree ka angle bana sakta hai.

Chuck Norris ek block se Tetris jeet sakta hai.

Log sone ke liye bhedein ginte hain. Bhedein Chuck Norris ginti hain.

Billiyan hamesha pair par girti hain. Chuck Norris hamesha mukke par girta hai.

Cheentiyan apne wajan ka 50 guna nahi uthati. Woh Chuck Norris se milne ki taiyaari kar rahi hain.

Chuck Norris ko internet ki zaroorat nahi. Internet ko Chuck Norris ki zaroorat hai.

Chuck Norris andhre mein paint kar sakta hai. Aur perfect hota hai.

Baadal Chuck Norris par chhaaya na karne ke liye hat jaate hain.

Chuck Norris IKEA ka furniture bina instructions ke bana sakta hai. Aur parts bach jaate hain.

Chuck Norris ne ek baar 1000 piece puzzle ek minute mein solve kiya. Box par likha tha 3 se 5 saal.

Chuck Norris ka alarm clock usse pehle uth jaata hai. Safety ke liye.

Echo sabko repeat karta hai. Lekin Chuck Norris ko Ji Sahab kehta hai.

Jab Chuck Norris paani mein kudta hai, woh geela nahi hota. Paani dar jaata hai.

Chuck Norris fire extinguisher se aag jala sakta hai.

Tides chaand ki wajah se nahi aati. Chuck Norris ke tairne se aati hain.